Story Five: Now We are Stupid

One day every supervillain there ever was got out of jail.
The whole town was panicked with fear, and all the superheroes were called to battle the supervillains.
Among the superheroes called to save the city (there were a lot) were Miss Mayonnaise, Dr. Stapler, and the Purple Platypus!
There was also Sara Williams, the Orange Banana, and Almond Nut.
And they did not bring anything and became stupid.
They said to each other, "Oh no, now we are stupid!"
"Well, I kind of thought we already were stupid," said a pink flamingo named Julie. But then, before anyone could say anything else, Justin Bieber appeared!
He came and swept Julie the pink flamingo off of her feet and took her away.
"To China!" they said, "We're going to China!"
And off they went to China to search for cute shirts.
But since all the shirts were made in China, they were all cheapie.
So she got some wool and knitted herself a shirt.
She thought it was very itchy.
So she went to bed and never woke up.

The End.

Story Four: The Quest for the Chocolate Pearl

There once was a beautiful girl named Kira. Unfortunately, she was so beautiful that every boy in the land wished to marry her, especially the ugly, rich ones.
So she made a vow to never get married.
But she broke it and got married.
But her husband did not love her, and she was heartbroken.
So, since she felt heartbroken, she wanted to be happy. Her friends told her that there was one thing that would make her happy - the Chocolate Pearl!
So she went to eat the Chocolate Pearl.
She did not like chocolate, though.
So, she ate pie, instead.
It was pretty good pie - in fact, it was apple pie, from the garden of Eden! But it started to have strange affects on her.
Like, she started to itch. A lot.
And then, giant radioactive fleas appeared.
They vaporized everything in sight!
"How could you?!" cried airheaded cheerleader Brittney. "Now everyone is, like, vaporized, and stuff..."
"I wanted to see what happened."
"So did I."
"Okay, bye."

The End.

Story Three: Space Hamsters and Dragons

All of a sudden, it happened!
Dastardly supervillan Repsaj Wahl escaped his imprisonment!
When he was outside, the climbed the nearest tree, so they wouldn't find him.
But he did not know that a dragon lived there.
He went up to the dragon to try to make conversation.
"So...um..." mumbled Repsaj, "Weather's pretty good, huh?"
The stranger replied, "Are you trying to make conversation, or what?"
"Huh - no, I love you, weirdo, duh!"
Then she left and went in search of the Holy Grail.
But then the Archangel Michael appeared to her and said that she should search for the Holy Grail in China.
So she got a plane to China to search for the Holy Grail.
And she too found a dragon that was in jail with her.
She found some way to escape and left the dragon there to rot.
She kind of felt guilty about that but she kept her mind off of it by concentrating on one thing; getting her mom's kidney back from the ostrich people.
So she went to the ostrich people to ask for her mom's kidney back.
But her mother died because it was out for too long, and she arranged a funeral for the mother.
But arranging the funeral made her so sad, that she died of heartbreak.

The End.