Story Two: Birds for Husbands

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet! This was the usual wake-up call for Princess Amanda.
Her husband was calling because he was a bird.
She said, "Go away! I don't want a bird for a husband!"
"But I looooove you!" said the bird. "And besides, there are some really good things about being married to a bird!"
"Like what? How would we have a baby?"
"Oh, you know; the usual - you give birth."
"What are you talking about?!"
"I don't know. I am just a robot." Suddenly there was a blinding light and everyone was gone.
Then came a tortise and a rabbit and they had a race.
But the rabbit was so old that he lost.
He cried for three whole days!
Because he cried for so long, (like a big baby, the narrator might add) he flooded an entire city, killing thousands of orphans.
Then his step mother's sister's brother's great great grandmother felt sorry for the orphans and built a shelter for them.
But before she could, they all died.

The End.

Story One: Pig-boy

Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was arranged to marry her cousin's sister's brother's stepdaugher's once removed brother.

Which made her very sad, because she didn't want to marry her cousin's sister's brother's stepdaugher's once removed brother! She wanted to marry her mother's pig-boy, Karl!

But Karl did not like her, so she killed herself to get out of her misery.

The End.

Fold-up Stories: A Beginning

Allow us to explain:
This is how fold-up stories work.
We have a piece of lined paper,
And someone writes a sentence (or two).
Then, when it is passed to the next person, they write a sentence,
And then fold the paper so that the sentence before theirs is not visible.
Then they pass it on.
And on, and on, and on, until we have a full story.
It can get pretty crazy, and funny, too.
So we hope this explains why the stories get a little crazy.
And really funny!
So we hope you understand it and enjoy!
Ciao!

E, C, J, and M.