Story Two: Birds for Husbands

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet! This was the usual wake-up call for Princess Amanda.
Her husband was calling because he was a bird.
She said, "Go away! I don't want a bird for a husband!"
"But I looooove you!" said the bird. "And besides, there are some really good things about being married to a bird!"
"Like what? How would we have a baby?"
"Oh, you know; the usual - you give birth."
"What are you talking about?!"
"I don't know. I am just a robot." Suddenly there was a blinding light and everyone was gone.
Then came a tortise and a rabbit and they had a race.
But the rabbit was so old that he lost.
He cried for three whole days!
Because he cried for so long, (like a big baby, the narrator might add) he flooded an entire city, killing thousands of orphans.
Then his step mother's sister's brother's great great grandmother felt sorry for the orphans and built a shelter for them.
But before she could, they all died.

The End.