Saturday, May 21, 2011

Story Four: The Quest for the Chocolate Pearl

There once was a beautiful girl named Kira. Unfortunately, she was so beautiful that every boy in the land wished to marry her, especially the ugly, rich ones.
So she made a vow to never get married.
But she broke it and got married.
But her husband did not love her, and she was heartbroken.
So, since she felt heartbroken, she wanted to be happy. Her friends told her that there was one thing that would make her happy - the Chocolate Pearl!
So she went to eat the Chocolate Pearl.
She did not like chocolate, though.
So, she ate pie, instead.
It was pretty good pie - in fact, it was apple pie, from the garden of Eden! But it started to have strange affects on her.
Like, she started to itch. A lot.
And then, giant radioactive fleas appeared.
They vaporized everything in sight!
"How could you?!" cried airheaded cheerleader Brittney. "Now everyone is, like, vaporized, and stuff..."
"I wanted to see what happened."
"So did I."
"Okay, bye."


The End.
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8 comments:

  1. e.hanlyMay 22, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    I absolutely love this one!!
    -Jessica

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  2. e.hanlyMay 22, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    Yeah, it's really funny. I don't know where we got that part about the radioactive fleas!
    -Carolyn

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  3. e.hanlyMay 23, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    I think the radioactive fleas is the best part!
    -Carolyn

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  4. e.hanlyMay 23, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    Yeah, defently!
    -Jess
    (Jessica)

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  5. e.hanlyMay 23, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    The Chocolate Pearl sounds really good...
    -Jess

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  6. e.hanlyMay 23, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    I think it has an awesome title!
    -Carolyn

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  7. e.hanlyMay 23, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Yeah, so do I
    -Jess

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  8. e.hanlyMarch 14, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    "She did not like chocolate, though. So, she ate pie, instead." hahaha
    -Carolyn

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