Story Four: The Quest for the Chocolate Pearl

There once was a beautiful girl named Kira. Unfortunately, she was so beautiful that every boy in the land wished to marry her, especially the ugly, rich ones.
So she made a vow to never get married.
But she broke it and got married.
But her husband did not love her, and she was heartbroken.
So, since she felt heartbroken, she wanted to be happy. Her friends told her that there was one thing that would make her happy - the Chocolate Pearl!
So she went to eat the Chocolate Pearl.
She did not like chocolate, though.
So, she ate pie, instead.
It was pretty good pie - in fact, it was apple pie, from the garden of Eden! But it started to have strange affects on her.
Like, she started to itch. A lot.
And then, giant radioactive fleas appeared.
They vaporized everything in sight!
"How could you?!" cried airheaded cheerleader Brittney. "Now everyone is, like, vaporized, and stuff..."
"I wanted to see what happened."
"So did I."
"Okay, bye."

The End.

Story Two: Birds for Husbands

Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet! This was the usual wake-up call for Princess Amanda.
Her husband was calling because he was a bird.
She said, "Go away! I don't want a bird for a husband!"
"But I looooove you!" said the bird. "And besides, there are some really good things about being married to a bird!"
"Like what? How would we have a baby?"
"Oh, you know; the usual - you give birth."
"What are you talking about?!"
"I don't know. I am just a robot." Suddenly there was a blinding light and everyone was gone.
Then came a tortise and a rabbit and they had a race.
But the rabbit was so old that he lost.
He cried for three whole days!
Because he cried for so long, (like a big baby, the narrator might add) he flooded an entire city, killing thousands of orphans.
Then his step mother's sister's brother's great great grandmother felt sorry for the orphans and built a shelter for them.
But before she could, they all died.

The End.

Story One: Pig-boy

Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was arranged to marry her cousin's sister's brother's stepdaugher's once removed brother.

Which made her very sad, because she didn't want to marry her cousin's sister's brother's stepdaugher's once removed brother! She wanted to marry her mother's pig-boy, Karl!

But Karl did not like her, so she killed herself to get out of her misery.

The End.