Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was arranged to marry her cousin's sister's brother's stepdaugher's once removed brother.
Which made her very sad, because she didn't want to marry her cousin's sister's brother's stepdaugher's once removed brother! She wanted to marry her mother's pig-boy, Karl!
But Karl did not like her, so she killed herself to get out of her misery.
The End.
