Dastardly supervillan Repsaj Wahl escaped his imprisonment!
When he was outside, the climbed the nearest tree, so they wouldn't find him.
But he did not know that a dragon lived there.
He went up to the dragon to try to make conversation.
"So...um..." mumbled Repsaj, "Weather's pretty good, huh?"
The stranger replied, "Are you trying to make conversation, or what?"
"Huh - no, I love you, weirdo, duh!"
Then she left and went in search of the Holy Grail.
But then the Archangel Michael appeared to her and said that she should search for the Holy Grail in China.
So she got a plane to China to search for the Holy Grail.
And she too found a dragon that was in jail with her.
She found some way to escape and left the dragon there to rot.
She kind of felt guilty about that but she kept her mind off of it by concentrating on one thing; getting her mom's kidney back from the ostrich people.
So she went to the ostrich people to ask for her mom's kidney back.
But her mother died because it was out for too long, and she arranged a funeral for the mother.
But arranging the funeral made her so sad, that she died of heartbreak.
The End.
It changes from he to she during the story. What's up with that? :)
ReplyDelete-Carolyn
I actually found that!!
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ReplyDeleteWhats up with the title? There is no hamsters in the story! Or is Repsaj a hamster?
ReplyDelete-Jess
Yeah, are they in space? But the title sounds good, so I guess it's ok if it doesn't make sense...;)
ReplyDelete-Carolyn
These are HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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